labos

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A New Zealand word for when you let one rip after eating a whole plate of fried bread. It's like a burp so loud it could wake the dead.
'Labo!' he yelled, then immediately fell asleep.
'I just drank three liters of soda. Labo!'
He burped so hard, it looked like he was trying to punch the ceiling.
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When you laugh so hard your ass is back on the floor, and you use it to shut someone up who was being a sarcastic ass.
'LMAO? Labo! You're the one who was being a sarcastic twerp.'
'Labo! I'm still laughing from your stupid joke.'
He said LMAO, so I said Labo and laughed until my face turned red.
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A tiny brat who thinks he's the king of the school. He'll beat you up or steal your lunch if you're not careful. Don't let him near a bridge.
'Watch out for that labo! He took my sandwich and ran off.'
'He ran to the bridge and never came back. Labo for life.'
That little labo just stole my snack and laughed in my face.
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The king of oldies radio. He plays the classics so good, you'd swear you were back in the 80s. He's on 92.3 every night at 7.
'I was driving and heard him play my favorite song. Labo!'
'That radio host is the best. Labo on 92.3.'
He's the only one who plays the oldies like they're new again.
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A Spanish way to tell someone to shut up, but not as harsh. It's like saying 'be quiet' with a little attitude.
'Labo! I can't hear myself think.'
'He yelled labo and everyone shut up.'
She said labo, and I stopped talking right away.
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Fucking cardboard. It's weak, it's flimsy, and it doesn't hold up under pressure. It's like the weakest piece of junk you've ever seen.
'That box is just fucking cardboard.'
He tried to lift it and it just fell apart. Labo!
Fucking cardboard can't even hold my sandwich.
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A crazy Filipino story about a woman who chopped up her family and ate them. She's like a vampire werewolf hybrid and might come back for you.
'That labo ate her own kids and husband. Wild.'
'She's an aswang, and I don't want to be next.'
That woman is a labo, and I hope she never comes back.
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