laborhood

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Where you have to be at 8 a. m. even if you’re still hungover and your pants are on backwards.

My boss called me at 7:58 a. m. I answered in my underwear.

I walked into work with a coffee and a hangover and my boss looked at me like I had killed his dog.

I wore pajamas to laborhood and got yelled at by my boss.

That place you go to every day even if it smells like old pizza and your coworkers are all weird.

I sat next to the guy who eats his lunch out of a Tupperware container. It was like watching a horror movie.

My coworker cried at her desk. I didn’t ask why. I just backed away slowly.

The printer at laborhood is louder than my ex’s screaming.

The place you go to every day even if you’d rather be anywhere else, like a jail or a desert.

I’d rather be in jail than sit through another meeting with my boss.

I walked into laborhood and thought about running away. Then I remembered I had no money.

I’d take a desert over laborhood any day. At least in the desert, no one talks about spreadsheets.

That place where you spend most of your life and get paid less than you deserve.

I’ve been at laborhood for 10 years and still get paid like I’m 15.

I work at laborhood and my boss thinks I’m a robot.

I live for the weekends because laborhood is like a prison.

That place you go to every day even if it makes you want to scream and throw things.

I screamed at my computer and it didn’t even flinch.

I threw a paperclip at my coworker. He didn’t even notice.

I wanted to throw my coffee at my boss. I almost did.

The place you go to every day even if it smells like old coffee and your boss is a nightmare.

My boss is a nightmare. He yells at me for spilling coffee on the floor.

The coffee at laborhood tastes like it was made in 1998.

I walked into laborhood and my boss looked at me like I had stolen his lunch.