Laboratory Tongs

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Big metal claws that pinch your fingers if you're not careful and are used for holding stuff in labs

My teacher tried to grab a hot beaker with tongs and screamed like a baby.

I used tongs to pick up a burning piece of magnesium and my lab partner called me a hero.

The tongs broke during the experiment and my teacher said, 'You're all gonna fail.'

Claw-like tools that are basically the lab's version of a vice grip, but for kids

I used tongs to hold a screaming mouse during the experiment and it was the best day ever.

My friend tried to grab a boiling liquid and got a third-degree burn. He'll never live it down.

The tongs fell into the acid and now we have to clean it up. Classic.

Metal pinchers that will probably break if you're not careful and are used for holding stuff you shouldn't be touching

I used tongs to grab a flaming marshmallow and now I smell like campfire and regret.

My teacher used tongs to pull a hair out of the beaker and it was the most dramatic thing ever.

The tongs broke and my teacher yelled, 'That's it! Everyone gets an F!'