Laborandthegreens

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A dumb Tasmanian phrase used by old liberals who think they’re smart but can’t tell their own party from their enemy
Hey Bob, I voted for the Greens again. I swear I didn’t know they were a different party.
I kept saying Labor and the Greens are the same. I don’t know why I did that.
My grandma thinks the Greens are just a fancy name for Labor. I tried to explain it. She didn’t listen.
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A Tasmanian mess that happens when liberals get confused and think they’re voting for their side when they’re really voting for the enemy
I thought I was voting Labor, but I picked the Greens. I’m a moron.
My brother said, ‘I’m voting for the Greens because they’re just like Labor.’ I told him he’s an idiot.
At the polling booth, I looked at the names and said, ‘Labor and the Greens? They look the same to me.’
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A Tasmanian disaster where people think they’re smart but can’t tell two parties apart and end up voting for the wrong one
I picked the Greens by accident. I thought they were Labor. I feel stupid.
I asked my friend, ‘Are the Greens and Labor the same?’ He said, ‘Nope.’ I still picked the Greens.
I said, ‘I’m voting for the Greens because I like the name.’ My friend said, ‘You’re an idiot.’
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