labor shits

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When you push out a baby and your butt leaks so bad it feels like your colon is screaming at you.

My mom had labor shits and said her butt was on fire.

The nurse told me my uncle had labor shits so bad he cried.

My cousin's dog had labor shits and ran out of the room.

When your guts are so full of poop you think you're going to explode, and then you do.

My brother had labor shits and said his guts were about to pop.

My teacher had labor shits and had to take a break from class.

My dad had labor shits and yelled at the toilet.