labor pains

I was stuck in the toilet for an hour and my pants were soaked. I looked like a soggy taco.

She was screaming so loud I thought the neighbors called the cops.

I tried to text my mom but my hands were too shaky.

My butt felt like it was on fire and I was begging my friend for mercy.

He was so sore he cried like a toddler.

I asked my dad for a hug and he said 'No, I'm not your mother.'

I was on the floor, sweating like a pig, and my brain felt like it was melting.

She looked like a hot mess after her first labor pain.

He was so hot he could've cooked a pizza.