Labor Day

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A holiday made for the working class, mostly blue collar, to have one last chance to relax with their family and friends before getting back to their boring lives.
I’m gonna spend Labor Day with my family instead of working. Finally, some peace.
My dad always says Labor Day is the only day he doesn’t have to work. I don’t get it.
I’m gonna take my dog to the park. It’s the only thing I can do on Labor Day.
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The day anyone under 60 is just happy to have the day off instead of actually caring about the labor unions that made it possible.
Labor Day? That’s just a Monday off. Who cares about unions?
I’m not even gonna think about work today. Just a Monday off.
Labor Day is just another Monday. I don’t get why people make a big deal out of it.
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A holiday made by Congress in 1894 because people were mad about soldiers beating up workers. It happens on the first Monday in September. People usually have picnics and parades to celebrate workers, but most people forget the real reason.
They made a holiday because soldiers beat up workers. That’s wild.
I don’t even know why we celebrate Labor Day. I just know I get a day off.
They should teach us about Labor Day in school instead of just having a parade.
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The holiday at the start of the school year that no one really knows what it’s for.
Labor Day? That’s when school starts. I hate it.
I don’t know why we celebrate Labor Day. I just know it’s the start of school.
Labor Day is just a random holiday. Why do we have it?
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A United States holiday on the first Monday in September that celebrates workers. It’s also the last day of summer, even though summer technically ends in September.
Labor Day is the last day of summer. I hate it because school starts after that.
I don’t care about workers. I just know it’s the last day of summer.
Labor Day is the only day I get to enjoy summer before school starts.
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The first Monday in September. It’s meant to honor workers, but most people just have cookouts, parades, and a day off.
I don’t care about workers. I just know I get a day off.
Labor Day is the best day of the year. I have a cookout and a parade.
I don’t know why we have Labor Day. I just know I get a day off.
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Every day I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my stupid job.
Labor Day is just another day I have to go to work. I hate it.
I don’t even want to go to work today. Labor Day is the worst.
I have to drag my ass out of bed on Labor Day. I hate it.
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