labonza

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Your gut. Your middle. Your place for storing food and bad decisions.
I ate three pizzas. My labonza is now a second home.
My labonza is so big it has its own zip code.
That last slice of pizza? It's now my labonza's ex.
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Your tummy. Your middle. Your place for bloating and embarrassment.
I drank six beers. My labonza is now a balloon animal.
Why is my labonza talking to me? It's got a second job.
My labonza is so loud it woke up my neighbors.
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A sneaky drinking game. You say the word. You drink. You cry. You repeat.
Labonza! I now have a headache the size of Texas.
Labonza! I drank so much I forgot my own name.
Labonza! I'm now a human punch bowl.
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A threat from Legs on The Simpsons. He says it. He beats you up. You remember it.
Legs said labonza. I now have a black eye and a bruise for my sins.
Labonza! That's not a threat. That's a death sentence.
Legs said labonza. I now live in fear of a belly punch.
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