Labonita

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Labonita is the gym’s golden goddess. She lifts like a beast. Her butt is legendary. If you mess with her, you’ll regret it. Her momma is a legend. She’s the kind of woman who makes other women want to be her best friend.

She came in and deadlifted 200. I asked her if she was related to a superhero. She said, 'My mom is.'

Labonita walked in and my entire gym went silent. I was too scared to even breathe.

I tried to flirt with her. She deadlifted me. I still have bruises.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Labonita is the gym’s ultimate queen. She eats like a beast. Her waist is tiny. Her ass is big. She don’t take no crap. Her parents are like warriors. She’s the reason why all the other women in the gym are jealous.

She brought her own food and I brought chips. She looked at me like I had just failed a test.

Labonita’s waist is so tiny, it looks like it’s hiding secrets. I asked her what they were. She said, 'Your gym membership.'

I tried to beat her in a burpee challenge. She did 50 while I collapsed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Labonita is the gym’s holy terror. She’s got the best form. Her butt is the reason why men fall in love. She doesn’t like trash talk. Her parents are like rock stars. She’s the kind of woman who makes other women want to be her sidekick.

I tried to talk trash to her. She did 20 pull-ups and said, 'You’re not even close to my level.'

She came in and my entire gym went from loud to quiet. I didn’t even know what was happening.

Labonita walked in and I forgot how to breathe. I just stood there like a lost puppy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago