LaBona

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LaBona is where drunks and junkies hang out. They’re the dumbest people on Earth. They act like they’re the kings of the world.

My cousin went to LaBona and came back talking about being a king. He’s still wearing a crown.

The guy next to me at LaBona tried to fight a pizza box. It was sad.

LaBona is the only place where a crack head can be more embarrassing than a drunk.

LaBona is full of people who take drugs and drink way too much. They think they’re smart, but they’re just loud and dumb.

At LaBona, I saw a guy try to drink a whole bottle of rum. He passed out before he finished.

A girl at LaBona cried because her phone died. She said it was the end of the world.

The guy at LaBona who said he was a superhero just got kicked out for stealing chips.

LaBona is the worst place for stupid drunks and druggies. They don’t know what’s going on, and they don’t care.

The guy at LaBona tried to sing karaoke. He didn’t know the words, and he didn’t care. He just kept yelling.

A guy at LaBona got into a fight with a table. The table won.

LaBona is where people go to forget their problems. They end up making new ones.

LaBona is where drunks and druggies go to be the dumbest people ever. They make everything worse.

A guy at LaBona tried to dance on a table. He fell off and broke his leg. It was glorious.

LaBona is the only place where a stupid crack head can be louder than a drunk.

The worst part of LaBona is when everyone starts screaming at the same time.