Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The god of Tulane who makes you fail if you don’t worship him with good grades and no sleep.

I prayed to Labomi for a B+ and got a D. He’s testing me.

Labomi struck me down during my final exam. I only got 50%.

I skipped class to worship Labomi. He gave me a 98%. I’m confused.

2

A god who lives in the library and takes your notes if you don’t study.

I didn’t study for chem and Labomi took my notes. I had to write them all back.

Labomi took my essay notes. I had to write 10 pages of nonsense.

I studied for 12 hours. Labomi took my notes anyway. He’s evil.

3

The god of Tulane who shows up in your dreams and yells at you for bad grades.

Labomi showed up in my dream and yelled, ‘You failed my class! You’re not worthy!’

I dreamed Labomi was throwing my exams into a fire. I woke up crying.

Labomi yelled at me in my sleep. I got a 65% on my test. I hate him.

4

A god who lives in the science building and hates your brain if you don’t do homework.

Labomi hates my brain. I didn’t do my homework. He threw my test in the trash.

I did my homework. Labomi still hated my brain. He gave me a 70%.

Labomi lives in the science building. I saw him with a lab coat and a frown.

5

A god who makes you eat spaghetti for breakfast if you don’t do your assignments.

Labomi made me eat spaghetti for breakfast. I didn’t do my assignment. I hate him.

I ate spaghetti for three days straight. Labomi said, ‘You’ll do your assignments now.’

Labomi’s punishment is spaghetti. I ate it for a week. I’m still mad.

6

The god of Tulane who lives in the gym and makes you run laps if you don’t pass your class.

Labomi made me run 10 laps. I failed my test. I’m tired.

I passed my class. Labomi still made me run laps. He’s mean.

Labomi lives in the gym. I saw him with a stopwatch and a frown.