labogonon

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A person so dumb they think their brain is a toaster.
My cousin is a labogonon. He tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish.
My boss is a labogonon. He thinks Monday is the start of the weekend.
My friend is a labogonon. He asked if the moon was made of cheese and got mad when I said no.
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A human who believes the sky is a giant pizza.
My neighbor is a labogonon. He tried to eat the sunset and got a sunburn.
My brother is a labogonon. He thinks the internet is a conspiracy by ducks.
My teacher is a labogonon. She told us the Earth was flat and got fired.
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A person who thinks they are a genius, but they are just loud.
My friend is a labogonon. He yelled at the TV because the remote was broken.
My dad is a labogonon. He told the doctor he could cure cancer with a banana.
My mom is a labogonon. She thinks the mailman is her long lost brother.
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A human who eats their own mistakes for breakfast.
My uncle is a labogonon. He ate his math test and got a stomach ache.
My sister is a labogonon. She tried to run on water and fell into the pool.
My dog is a labogonon. He barked at the moon and got a headache.
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A person so dumb they think a sandwich is a debate.
My brother is a labogonon. He argued with a sandwich and lost.
My friend is a labogonon. He tried to teach the pizza how to dance.
My cousin is a labogonon. He tried to build a house with Legos and got yelled at by the neighbors.
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