Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your blood test came back like it was thrown in a trash can and stepped on.

My doctor said my labs looked like a kid spilled glitter and threw a tantrum.

The nurse said my results were so bad, they should be on a billboard.

My blood test was so messed up, it got a detention.

2

Your body is screaming, and the lab results are just the backup singers.

My labs were so bad, they should have their own reality show.

The results came back like my body was fighting a war and lost.

My blood test was so wild, it should have been in a movie.

3

Your labs are like a bad breakup, messy, confusing, and full of regrets.

My labs looked like my ex's text messages, all over the place.

The results were so confusing, I thought I was reading a love letter from my dog.

My blood test had more drama than my cousin's wedding.

4

Your labs are like a middle schooler's lunch, full of weird stuff no one asked for.

My blood results had stuff in them I didn’t even know existed.

The labs were like my lunch: random, strange, and kind of gross.

My body’s test results were so weird, they should be on a science show.

5

Your labs are like your mom’s cooking, you know it’s not good, but you still eat it.

My blood test was so bad, I considered eating it like a snack.

The results were like my mom’s soup, it looked bad, but I had to finish it.

I got my labs back, and it was like being forced to taste my brother’s homework.

6

Your labs are like a screaming toddler at a restaurant, loud, messy, and completely unignorable.

My blood test was so loud, the doctor had to yell over it.

The results were like my cousin at a buffet, all over the place.

My labs were screaming so much, I could hear them in the next room.