Lablasexual

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Lablasexuals are fake asexuals who think they’re cool because they don’t like romance novels. They act like they’re special but then they go on about their weird sexual experiences like they’re some kind of genius.

I don’t like romance novels, so I’m asexual. Definitely. No doubt.

I tried a toy once. That’s not sexual. That’s just… normal.

I’m not asexual. I’m just too dumb to know what I want.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lablasexuals are people who lie about being asexual just so they can talk too much and sound smart. They don’t know what they want but they act like they’re deep.

I’m asexual. I’m not into romance. I’m into… confusion.

I don’t need a toy. I just need to explain my life.

I’m not asexual. I’m just too full of myself to admit it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lablasexuals are people who say they’re asexual but then they talk about sex like they’re in a movie. They don’t know what they want but they act like they’re important.

I’m asexual. I don’t need a toy. I need a crown.

I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… moment.

I’m not asexual. I’m just too lazy to think straight.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lablasexuals are people who say they’re asexual just to get attention. They talk too much and act like they’re smart even though they’re just confused.

I’m asexual. I don’t need a romance novel. I need a trophy.

I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… event.

I’m not asexual. I’m just too dumb to know what I want.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lablasexuals are people who think they’re asexual but they’re just too dumb to realize they’re not. They talk too much and act like they’re smart for no reason.

I’m asexual. I don’t need a toy. I need a title.

I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… thing.

I’m not asexual. I’m just too stupid to know what I want.

by Slangipedia 9d ago