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When you act like a total idiot and mess up a big event or a cool party. It also happens when you trip in public or show off your junk by accident. You’re basically a human embarrassment.
At the prom, he tried to do a backflip and landed face-first in the punch bowl.
She dropped her pants during a Zoom meeting because her dog bit her leg.
He yelled ‘I’m gonna win’ at the basketball game and then got tackled by a kid who was just sitting there.
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You make a total mess of something important or fun. It can be as big as a wedding or as small as falling on the sidewalk. You’re like a walking disaster.
He showed up to his uncle’s funeral in pajamas and started singing karaoke.
She spilled a whole drink on the mayor during a speech.
He tried to impress his date by doing a dance and ended up faceplanting into a cake.
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You do something so dumb it’s like you were born to ruin things. It could be at a fancy event or just in the street. You’re basically a human mess.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend and tripped into a puddle.
She shouted ‘I love you’ to a random guy on the bus.
He tried to be cool and ended up eating a whole pie in front of his boss.
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You mess up a party or an event so badly it feels like you were paid to ruin it. It can also be something small, like falling down or showing off your junk by accident. You’re a walking embarrassment.
He tried to do a magic trick at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire.
She shouted her crush’s name in the middle of a test.
He tried to be a tough guy and got stuck in a door.
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You do something so stupid it’s like you were born to make people laugh. It can happen at big events or little ones. You’re basically a human joke.
He tried to impress his friends by doing a skateboard trick and fell into a pond.
She yelled ‘I’m a vampire’ in the library and got kicked out.
He tried to be a rock star and started singing in the grocery store.
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