Labiton

He walked into the club and every girl turned their heads. I saw one whisper, 'He’s got a monster down there.'

My cousin said, 'That guy’s got a rod so big, he could beat a horse.'

I asked my friend, 'Why are you staring at him?' He said, 'He’s got a sausage that could feed a family.'

My uncle said, 'That guy’s got a cock so long, he could use it as a ladder.'

My friend said, 'He’s like a superhero with a weenie.'

I saw a guy whisper, 'He’s got a meaty member that could split the Nile.'

My mom said, 'He’s got a member so big, it could be a new state.'

I heard someone say, 'That guy’s got a meaty member that could beat a dragon.'

My friend said, 'He’s got a cock that’s so big, it’s like a whole buffet.'