Labiologist

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A man who studies what makes a woman's outside parts work and why they get all kinds of messed up

My labiologist said my lips were like a broken toaster.

He called my vulva a 'carnival of chaos' and charged me extra.

He said I had 'vaginal vibes' and I didn’t even know what that meant.

A guy who looks at women's outside parts like they're a mystery and charges you for the answer

He asked me if I had 'pubic feelings' and I told him no, I had pubic rage.

He took one look at my labia and said, 'This is a disaster waiting to happen.'

He said I had 'vaginal vibes' and I had no idea what that meant.

A man who thinks he's a doctor but only knows about the parts of a woman that get all kinds of attention

He said my labia were 'like a pizza that didn't get the sauce right.'

He called my vulva 'a masterpiece of misery' and I didn’t even know I was a masterpiece.

He said I had 'vaginal vibes' and I thought that was a type of music.