labido

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Your urge to get busy. Like your inner beast is ready to roar.
"I had labido yesterday. Now I'm just sad.", A guy who got ghosted by his ex.
"Labido? I had labido until my dog ate my pizza.", A man who's now crying in a corner.
"Labido is when you're ready to fight anyone who stands between you and your snacks.", A kid who just saw a snack truck leave the block.
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When your sexual energy dies suddenly. Usually because something broke your heart.
"After my breakup, my labido vanished. Now I just eat ice cream and cry.", A girl who's still wearing her ex's hoodie.
"My labido died when my mom told me I was grounded for the rest of the year.", A kid who got caught sneaking out.
"I had labido until my cat started meowing at 3 AM.", A man who's now a zombie.
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