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A place where scientists test girly stuff with chemicals and make it explode sometimes.
My lab instructor says we’re testing if tampons can survive a nuclear blast.
I got stuck in the labiaratory after I tried to eat a beaker full of glitter.
They said I failed the lab test because I cried when the experiment smelled like expired cheese.
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A fancy place where they do experiments on girl stuff and swear a lot.
I heard the lab tech say, 'If you mess up again, I'll let the Periodic Table take over your face.'
They made me wear a lab coat that smelled like old pizza and regret.
I got in trouble for throwing a pencil at the lab assistant during a fart experiment.
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A room full of weird chemicals and girly stuff that makes you feel stupid.
I had to drink a green liquid and it tasted like my sister's old sock.
The lab teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the periodic table.
They made me wear a lab mask that smelled like gym socks and regret.
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A place where scientists do experiments on girl stuff and make it all messy.
I spilled a whole jar of glitter and now my lab coat looks like a disco ball.
They made me wear a lab mask and I smelled like my brother's old sneakers.
I got in trouble for making a fake period with a cup and some blue food coloring.
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A place where girly stuff gets tested with chemicals and sometimes explodes in your face.
I got a face full of green goo because I didn't listen to the lab instructions.
They made me do an experiment with tampons and I cried like a baby.
I failed the lab test because I tried to eat a beaker full of glitter.
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A place where scientists do weird experiments on girl stuff and make you feel like a loser.
I failed the experiment because I drew a mustache on the periodic table.
They made me wear a lab mask that smelled like old pizza and regret.
I got in trouble for throwing a pencil at the lab assistant during a fart experiment.
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