Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you look at a woman’s labia and think she’s a failure because they’re not pink.

I saw her labia and instantly knew she was a disappointment.

He called her a 'labia disaster' because they were brown.

She got roasted for having purple labia at the party.

2

A person who thinks labia should be perfect and screams when they aren’t.

He yelled at her for having a 'lumpy labia' in the shower.

She got called a 'labia mess' because they were asymmetrical.

He posted a tweet: 'Labia should be smooth. Period.'

3

When you think a woman is ugly just because her labia don’t match yours.

She said, 'Your labia are a disgrace!' because they were red.

He texted her: 'Your labia are like a broken pizza.'

She called him a 'labia snob' for judging her.

4

A person who gives zero shits about anything else but the color of a woman’s labia.

He only cared about her labia color at the party.

She said, 'I don’t even know your name, but your labia are trash.'

He asked her, 'Are your labia pink? If not, why even exist?'

5

When you pick a woman apart just because her labia don’t look like yours.

He picked her apart for having 'labia that looked like a raccoon.'

She texted him: 'Your labia are like a sad pizza.'

He judged her for having 'labia that were too big.'

6

You’re labiaracist if you think a woman’s worth is based on her labia color.

She said, 'Your labia are the color of a dead fish. You’re a failure.'

He called her a 'labia disgrace' because they were purple.

She posted: 'Labia color is life.'