Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who turns every simple situation into a disaster and is the reason why people still believe in chaos

She turned a coffee run into a full-blown argument with the barista.

She caused a traffic jam just by getting out of her car wrong.

She made a pizza delivery man cry because of her bad mood.

2

A man who gets off on hurting animals in the most brutal ways possible

He kicked a cat until it ran away screaming.

He used a hammer on a poor dog for no reason.

He watched a rabbit get hit by a car just because he thought it was funny.

3

When your lips down there are so big, it feels like you're having sex with a whole other person

He couldn't get through because it was like a tight squeeze.

She had to take a break halfway through because it was too much.

He thought he was having sex, but it was more like a wrestling match.

4

When you act like your lips down there are the center of the universe

She kept talking about her lips down there like it was a big deal.

He made a whole speech about his lips down there during lunch.

She took a selfie of her lips down there and posted it on Instagram.

5

When your lips down there are flapping around like they have a mind of their own

Her lips down there were flapping while she was walking.

He had to hold his lips down there in place during the meeting.

They were so flappy, they almost got stuck in the door.

6

When your lips down there look like a camel's toe, but fancier

Her lips down there looked like a camel's toe, but with a little more style.

He thought it was a camel's toe but then realized it was fancier.

She had the look of a camel's toe, but with a bit of class.

7

When you use your mouth to give someone down there a really good time

He gave her a really good time with his mouth.

She used her mouth to make him happy.

They were having a really good time with their mouths.