Labiactic Surprise

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A girl who acts like a nun, but then flips and lets you do whatever you want, no questions asked.
She said she'd never had sex before, then took my hand and said 'lead the way.'
She walked into the club like a saint, then danced with three guys in ten minutes.
She told her mom she was going to church, then texted me 'I'm at the mall, come quick.'
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A girl who pretends to be pure, but then goes all wild and shows you her real side.
She said she'd never kissed anyone, then started making out with me in the hallway.
She promised to be a good girl, then started stripping in the middle of the party.
She told me she’d never had a boyfriend, then texted me 'I miss you, come over.'
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A girl who acts like she's never had sex, but then you find out she's had a lot and loves it.
She told me she was a virgin, then started doing the splits in the middle of the street.
She said she was saving herself for marriage, then texted me 'I'm at the hotel, come quick.'
She walked in like she was a nun, then started making out with the whole football team.
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