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A girl who acts like she’s never touched a boy, but then she’s screaming in the back of the bus like she’s been doing it for years.
She said she’d never kissed anyone, then I saw her tongue on my face in the hallway.
Her mom thinks she’s a saint, but her phone is full of dirty selfies.
She said she’d wait until marriage, then she was making out with the football team at the party.
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A girl who’s got the morals of a donut, but the stamina of a race car.
She said she’d never done it, then she was doing it with three boys at once.
She promised to stay a virgin, then she was on Tinder before lunch.
She told her pastor she was pure, then she was in the shower with the pastor’s son.
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