Labiace

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Labiace is when your junk gets all glittery and fancy like Liberace’s outfits, but way more embarrassing because it’s your private parts and not a stage show. You basically turn your crotch into a disco ball and everyone gets a front-row seat.
My labiace was so glittery, my ex thought I had a neon light stuck in my pants.
She did labiace for her birthday and now my gym has glitter in the shower.
He came to the party and immediately asked if I had a laser show down there.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Labiace means you’re basically saying, ‘I don’t care if I look like a glitter bomb exploded in my pants, I’m going to shine, and you’re going to suffer for it.’ It’s like wearing a Christmas tree on your bits.
Her labiace was so bad, the dog ran away screaming.
He did labiace for a date and the waiter had to give him a napkin to wipe the glitter off the table.
She said, ‘I’m not going to the club unless I’m doing labiace.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Labiace is when you’re so desperate to look fabulous, you stick sequins on your bits like you’re trying to win a beauty pageant. It’s like your crotch is trying to get a standing ovation.
She did labiace and her pants fell off at the bar.
He told me, ‘I did labiace for the party, and now I can’t sit down.’
Her labiace was so bad, her cat asked for a refund.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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