labia wrangler

My labia wrangler just called my ex a weakling and challenged him to a coffee date.

She said her labia wrangler status was earned through sweat, tears, and a lot of glitter.

At the gym, she told the guy working out next to her, 'You're not my type, I prefer women who can bench press me.'

I asked my labia wrangler if she wanted a drink, she said 'I always want a drink, especially if it's with you.'

She walked into the bar, got a standing ovation, and ordered a cocktail named after her.

When I said I was single, my labia wrangler said, 'That’s the best kind of single.'

My labia wrangler said love was just a scoop of vanilla and a laugh.

She took her girlfriend to the ice cream shop and said, 'This is our love language.'

She told me, 'I don’t need a ring, just a cone and a good time.'

She got a tattoo of her girlfriend’s name and said it was their official relationship milestone.

When I asked if she wanted a tattoo, she said, 'Only if it’s with you.'

She told me, 'This tattoo is our love story, and I’m not going anywhere.'

She showed up at the beach in a suit and said, 'This is our work meeting.'

She told her girlfriend, 'We’re not just relaxing, we’re strategizing.'

She said, 'I’m not just here for the sun, I’m here for the teamwork.'

She told me, 'This massage is our romantic getaway, no need for a hotel.'

She said, 'I don’t need a vacation, just a massage and my girlfriend.'

She got a massage, said, 'This is our love story, and it’s getting a little intense.'