labia surfer

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a guy who gets tons of pussy and looks like a god while doing it

He’s the reason I skipped class today. Just watching him make out with three girls at once.

My cousin says he’s a labia surfer because he’s always getting laid and still has hair.

He texted me, 'I just finished surfing the labia of the school cheerleader. You’re next.'

a man who gets so much sex he needs a medal and a standing ovation

He got a standing ovation from the whole cafeteria after his lunchtime lay session.

My mom says he’s a labia surfer because he’s always surfing through the lunchroom like a pro.

He posted a selfie with the caption, 'Surfing the labia of my third girlfriend today. I’m king of the school.'

a dude who gets so much sex it’s like he’s living the dream and eating it for breakfast

He told me he surfed the labia of the math teacher before class. I believe him.

He’s got a dream job: surfing labia and getting free snacks.

He texted me, 'I just finished surfing the labia of my crush. I’m going to eat a donut and then surf again.'