Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman’s snatch that’s so big it’s like its own club.

I walked into the labia lounge and it was like entering a nightclub with a side of drama.

My mom’s labia lounge is so loud it could wake the dead.

That girl’s labia lounge is so big it has its own zip code.

2

A woman’s hairy crotch that could probably beat you up.

That labia lounge is so hairy it’s like a forest in there.

My sister’s labia lounge could take on a wrestler.

I tried to sneak into the labia lounge and got caught by the hair.

3

A woman’s crotch that’s so bad it’s legendary.

They say the labia lounge is so bad it’s got its own Wikipedia page.

I heard the labia lounge once ruined a whole party.

That woman’s labia lounge is so bad it’s got a restraining order.

4

A woman’s crotch that smells like a garbage can on a hot day.

That labia lounge smells like my uncle’s sock drawer after a long vacation.

I passed out from the labia lounge in the hallway.

The labia lounge was so stinky I had to leave the room.

5

A woman’s crotch that’s so wide it could fit a whole family.

That labia lounge is so wide I could park my car in there.

My aunt’s labia lounge is like a mansion for crotches.

I tried to fit my whole family in the labia lounge and it worked.

6

A woman’s crotch that’s so gross it could make a dog cry.

That labia lounge is so gross I had to take a shower just looking at it.

My dog ran away from the labia lounge.

I saw the labia lounge and my dog cried like a baby.