labia lard

My gym bag reeks like a sock soaked in sweat and regret.

He said it was a 'natural fragrance' but it was just me being gross.

I walked in and the whole class turned around like I had just peed on the floor.

She forgot to wipe and now her pants are doing the cha-cha.

He said it was a 'silly mistake' but it was just him being lazy.

My mom said I’d be grounded if I didn’t clean it up.

My pants were on fire and I didn’t even know why.

He said it was a 'burning sensation' but I knew it was just him being messy.

My dad said I should’ve worn a fire suit instead of my regular pants.