Labia Day

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A fancy way to say Labor Day, but with more meat and less boring stuff.
My boss called it Labia Day because he thought we needed more fun and less work.
My sister turned it into Labia Day because she didn't want to go to school.
My mom said Labia Day was just Labor Day with more swearing and snacks.
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Labor Day with a side of bad decisions and loud music.
We had Labia Day because we all agreed to skip work and eat pizza.
My friend’s Labia Day started with a karaoke battle and ended with a pizza fight.
My uncle called it Labia Day because he was too drunk to remember what Labor Day was.
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A day when people pretend they’re working, but they’re really just eating and yelling.
My coworker said it was Labia Day because he was too full to do anything else.
Labia Day came early because my boss fell asleep during a meeting.
We called it Labia Day because we were all too lazy to do real work.
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