labia crayon

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a piece of crap you stick up your snatch to stop the blood flow
I used labia crayon during my period and it felt like a raccoon was inside me.
My labia crayon fell out during gym class and my teacher was confused.
I tried to use labia crayon as a pencil during math and got in trouble.
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the worst thing ever invented by a guy who never had a period
My labia crayon was so bad it made my period feel like a war.
I stuck my labia crayon in upside down and it hurt like hell.
I showed my labia crayon to my friend and she cried.
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a stick that makes your period feel like it's being stabbed by a giant pencil
My labia crayon stabbed me so hard I screamed in the bathroom.
I used labia crayon during a test and got a 20% because I was distracted.
My labia crayon fell into my soup and I had to eat it.
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