Labia Breakfast

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A girl wakes up her man by shoving her snatch right in his face while he's still asleep. He gets a rude awakening and a front row seat to her lady bits.

I woke my husband up with my pussy in his face. He thought it was a dream. It wasn't.

My boyfriend slept through my labia breakfast. Now he's mad.

I didn't mean to slap my boyfriend with my snatch. It was a labia breakfast accident.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman gets her man up by putting her vulva on his face while he's still snoring. He wakes up to a slap of lady parts and a big laugh.

I woke my guy up with my snatch. He thought I was trying to kill him.

I did a labia breakfast on my partner. He still doesn't know what hit him.

I woke him up with my pussy in his face. He's still sore from it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A girl wakes up her guy by putting her snatch on his face. He gets a rude surprise and a morning face full of lady parts.

I did my guy a labia breakfast. He's still mad about it.

My boyfriend got a labia breakfast. He's still groggy from it.

I woke up my guy with my snatch. He said it was the worst way to start the day.

by Slangipedia 9d ago