labia beard

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When a girl trims her pubes like a fool, leaving a stupid hairy mustache around her snatch.
My cousin did this and now she looks like a confused raccoon.
She thinks it's fancy, but it's just a hairy dumbass look.
I tried it and my boyfriend laughed at me like I had two left feet.
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A stupid look where a girl keeps the hair around her snatch and shaves everything else, like she’s trying to be a monster.
My friend did it and now she looks like a hairy monster from a bad movie.
It’s like she’s trying to be a beast but failed.
I saw it and said, 'You look like you tried to be a witch and failed.'
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When a girl shaves her pubes like a dumbass, leaving a stupid hairy thing around her pussy like it’s a stupid beard.
She did it and now she looks like a hairy stupid girl with a bad haircut.
It’s like she’s trying to be fancy but just looks dumb.
My sister did it and my mom said, 'You look like a hairy idiot.'
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