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The most adorable man ever. He’s got a sense of humor that makes you laugh until you cry and a wallet that’s always full. He’s the kind of guy who’d make your life better, but he’d probably also steal your last fry.
You’re gonna die of happiness when you see him at the mall.
He’s the reason you’re still single and happy about it.
He’s like a hot guy who also knows how to cook.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A baby that’s being spoiled by two women who are either in love or just really into each other. The lesbian version of a gay baby, but way more dramatic.
That kid gets more attention than the president.
They’ve got a baby and a side of drama.
It’s like a baby with a side of love and a lot of crying.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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When your butt is covered in lice and scabies, and it’s like a horror movie came to life on your skin.
Your butt looks like a zombie attacked it.
You’re itching like you’ve been stung by a thousand bees.
It’s like you’ve been living in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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Two smart people who are together and it’s like they finished each other’s sentences. They’re like the ultimate brainpower duo.
They’re the kind of couple that can solve a mystery and still have time for coffee.
They think like each other and it’s annoying but cool.
They’re like two genius people who also like each other.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A special chair for women that’s like a throne, but with vibes. It’s for people who want to feel fancy while sitting.
That chair is like sitting on a throne with a massage.
It’s the only thing that makes my period bearable.
It’s like a chair for queens, and I’m the queen of my own little world.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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The part of your butt that hangs out when you sit down and it’s like your body is being rude to you.
Your butt flap is like a sign that says ‘I’m here and I’m proud.’
It’s the part of your butt that’s always in trouble.
That flap is like the rebel of your butt.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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The smell that comes out of your vagina when you haven’t showered in days and it’s like a stink bomb went off.
Your vag is like a stink bomb that’s been sitting in a hot car.
It’s the kind of smell that makes people run away.
That smell is like the worst part of your day.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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