Labhu

'I’m a billionaire now,' he said. I believed him until he asked for my lunch money.

She claimed to be a wizard, but she couldn’t even fix my broken shoelace.

He pretended to be a superhero, but he ran away when a pigeon flew at him.

'I’ve been to Mars,' he said. I asked him to prove it. He said, 'I had a coupon.'

She told me she could talk to ghosts. I asked her to call my mom. She said, 'She’s busy.'

He said he was a king. I asked him to give me a coin. He gave me a crumpled napkin.

'I’m a rockstar,' he said. I asked him to sing. He screamed into a napkin.

She told me she was a detective. I asked her to solve my missing sock. She said, 'It’s in the washing machine.'

He said he was a dragon. I asked him to breathe fire. He lit a match.

'I’ve eaten a whole elephant,' he said. I asked him to prove it. He said, 'It was a baby elephant.'

She said she had a pet unicorn. I asked her to show it. She said, 'It’s at home.'

He told me he had a million dollars. I asked for a dollar. He said, 'I’m broke now.'

'I’m a movie star,' he said. I asked him to act. He screamed into a mirror.

She told me she was a princess. I asked her to be graceful. She tripped over her shoelace.

He said he was a knight. I asked him to fight. He ran away from a broom.

'I’ve traveled to the moon,' he said. I asked him to prove it. He said, 'I had a coupon.'

She told me she could time travel. I asked her to bring my lunch. She said, 'It’s still at school.'

He said he was a pirate. I asked him to show me a ship. He pointed at a toy boat.