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Labhaoise is a fierce Irish girl who basically means ‘warrior maiden’, like a tough, no-nonsense fighter who would punch your face for saying ‘biscuit’ instead of ‘cookie.’
Labhaoise challenged me to a duel over who had the better sandwich. I lost. Twice.
She called my dad a ‘chump’ in front of the whole class.
Labhaoise fought a pigeon for my lunch money. The pigeon won.