Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for labia. It's the female version of having balls, but way more glorious and way less gross. You got guts, and you're not afraid to show them.

My cousin went viral for labes. She stood up to a whole football team and won.

My mom said I had labes when I skipped school to eat tacos.

My dog has labes. He barked at the mailman like he was gonna eat him.

2

Also short for labia. It's like having a whole bag of cahones and throwing them at a problem. You're not just brave, you're a menace.

My brother has labes. He fought a bear in the woods and won.

My teacher called me out for labes. I answered back and got a detention.

My cat has labes. She hissed at the vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.

3

A sexy motherfucker who makes you fall in love and never lets you forget it. You're stuck with him forever, and you don't mind.

My crush is a labes. He stared at me and I got dizzy.

My friend's boyfriend is a labes. He proposed in front of everyone.

My brother's best friend is a labes. He stole my sister's heart.

4

It's a fancy way of saying you're literally, actually, super emotional. You’re not just sad, you're emotionally destroyed.

My dog got lost, and I was labes. I cried for hours.

My friend's mom got labes when her kid failed the test.

I got labes when my phone broke. I screamed in the middle of the street.

5

When you're in science class and you mess up a super easy experiment just to laugh at everyone else and make them finish first.

I did labes in science class. I spilled the whole experiment on my teacher.

My friend did labes and made the whole class laugh.

I got labes because I forgot to put the lid on the beaker.

6

When a guy in jail gets his eye fucked and then has to eat the eye juice. It’s the worst. He's literally eating eye goo.

My cousin got labes in jail. He cried for days.

My friend's brother did labes and now he hates eye juice.

I got labes in a dream. I woke up screaming.

7

A Sparta-style yell for when someone tries to take your gun. It's like saying 'You want it? Come and get it!' and you're ready to fight.

My dad yelled labes when the cops came to take his gun.

My brother said labes to the whole school during lunch.

I got labes when my friend stole my pencil.