Labertasche

My cousin is a Labertasche. He shows up at my house at 3 a. m. with a needle in his arm.

The guy next door is a Labertasche. He screams at his cat when he's high.

My teacher called me a Labertasche because I snorted glitter during class.

My friend is a Labertasche. He tried to eat a chair last night.

The Labertasche in my class threw up on the principal's shoes.

My brother is a Labertasche. He tried to dance with the vacuum cleaner.

My neighbor is a Labertasche. He told my mom he was the president.

My Labertasche cousin said my dog was his ex.

My friend is a Labertasche. He tried to pay for pizza with his toes.