LaBeoufing

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When a nerdy, dorky, or geeky guy gets the hot girl, usually because he’s too ugly to be rejected. This mostly happens in Shia LaBeouf movies, but it also happens in real life, mostly to people who don’t know what’s good for them.
My cousin got the most popular girl in school just because he knew the secret handshake.
My friend dated the cheerleader for three weeks before she realized he didn’t know how to use a phone.
I tried to impress my crush by quoting LaBeouf, and it backfired.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a guy gets a girl to ride him while he has a paper bag on his head, then acts like it was assault. It’s basically the guy’s way of saying he’s the king of the world.
My brother pulled that stunt in the parking lot and got suspended.
My friend’s dad did it at the grocery store and got kicked out.
My cousin’s teacher did it during class and got fired.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The French way of having gay butt sex. It’s like giving a massage, but with more butt and less massage.
My uncle said he went to France just for this.
My cousin’s boyfriend does it every morning.
My teacher said it was the reason she failed math.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a total nobody suddenly saves everyone from dying, usually because they got lucky, and then gets the attention of the hottest person in the room.
My little brother saved the school from a fire and got the principal’s daughter.
My neighbor saved a dog from a car and got the mailman’s wife.
My friend’s dad saved a kid from drowning and got the lifeguard’s girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you take someone else’s words or ideas and say they’re yours, even if you don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s basically the opposite of being smart.
My friend copied my essay and got an A.
My cousin said my joke was his and got laughed at.
My teacher took my idea and said it was hers.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who is so gay it’s like they were born in a rainbow and came out in a glitter explosion. They probably still wear socks with flowers on them.
My uncle wears glitter every day and thinks it’s normal.
My cousin’s friend wears a dress to school and calls it ‘casual.’
My neighbor’s brother wears a shirt that says ‘I love glitter’ and thinks he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you grab a woman’s breast to show off, usually during improv, and then blame it on Shia LaBeouf. It’s basically the worst kind of confidence.
My cousin grabbed his crush’s breast in front of the whole class.
My brother did it during a talent show and got laughed at.
My friend’s dad did it at a party and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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