Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most attractive person on the planet. They could walk into a room and make everyone else look like they got hit by a truck.

DM: 'You look like Labenduh just walked into my kitchen.'

Tweet: 'Labenduh is the only reason I got out of bed today.'

Text: 'I saw Labenduh and immediately forgot my own name.'

2

So good-looking, they could make a statue of themselves and people would still flirt with the statue.

Tweet: 'Labenduh is the only person I’d ever let touch my statue.'

Text: 'I walked past Labenduh and my heart skipped a beat. My dog died.'

DM: 'Labenduh is so hot, I’m considering a career change.'

3

The kind of person who could make a sandwich look like a fashion statement.

Text: 'Labenduh walked in and my sandwich suddenly looked ugly.'

Tweet: 'Labenduh is the only person who could make a sandwich look like a model.'

DM: 'Labenduh walked by and my sandwich got promoted.'

4

So attractive, they could make a blind person cry from happiness.

Text: 'Labenduh walked in and my blind neighbor started sobbing.'

Tweet: 'Labenduh is the only person who could make a blind person weep.'

DM: 'Labenduh is so hot, I think I just broke my blind neighbor's heart.'

5

The kind of person who could make a math test look like a party.

Tweet: 'Labenduh walked in and my math test started dancing.'

Text: 'Labenduh showed up and my math problems became cool.'

DM: 'Labenduh is so attractive, I failed my math test for love.'

6

So good-looking, they could make a dragon blush and a zombie fall in love.

Text: 'Labenduh walked in and my dragon turned red.'

Tweet: 'Labenduh is the only person who could make a zombie say I do.'

DM: 'Labenduh is hot enough to make a dragon blush.'