labelganger

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A giant, smelly blob that grows at the back of your neck when you wear too many shirts with tags still on them.

My labelganger looks like a raccoon bit my neck and left a sandwich there.

I tried to wear a shirt with 10 tags on it. Now my neck is a meatball.

My labelganger is so big, I think it might have a mind of its own.

The cursed pile of tags that sit on your neck like a jail sentence.

My labelganger is so bad, I want to quit wearing clothes forever.

I walked into a wall today because my labelganger made me dizzy.

My labelganger is like a tax on my neck.

The result of wearing clothes with tags still on, like you're still in elementary school.

My labelganger is so big, it should have its own Instagram.

I can feel my labelganger whispering bad thoughts in my ear.

My labelganger is the reason I failed gym class.