Labelass

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A clueless jerk who thinks sticking a label on something means they actually get it.

I don't need to know what it is, just call it 'the thing' and I'm happy.

He called it 'the blob' and walked away like he solved the universe.

She labeled her cat 'the annoying one' and didn't bother to feed it.

A brain-dead moron who thinks putting a label on someone makes them easier to ignore.

'He’s just a crybaby', so now he’s not a person, he’s a label.

She called me 'the loud one' and walked off like I was a problem to be filed away.

He labeled the whole class 'the dumb ones' and then forgot his own name.

A lazy fool who thinks calling something by a name means they don’t have to think about it.

'It’s just a thing', so now he’s not a thing, he’s a label.

She called her job 'the boring one' and never showed up.

He labeled his headache 'the angry one' and went to sleep.

A brainless twerp who thinks a label can replace actual thought.

He called the problem 'the big one' and left it at that.

She labeled the whole team 'the losers' and took the win.

He called his homework 'the easy one' and then failed the test.

A thoughtless dingus who thinks the world is just a list of labels to stick on things.

He labeled the sky 'the blue one' and called it a day.

She labeled her boss 'the mean one' and never talked to him again.

He labeled his life 'the messy one' and didn’t clean up.