labeebah

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Labeebah is a goddess who thinks she's a disaster. She’s got the smile of a saint, the body of a supermodel, and the brain of a monkey. She’s hilarious, sweet, and somehow still manages to be the most annoying person in the room.
Labeebah, you’re like a unicorn in a pig pen. Still magical, but also a little gross.
Labeebah, why do you think you’re ugly when you look like a million bucks?
Labeebah, you’re the only person who can make me laugh and then cry in the same sentence.
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Labeebah is the most beautiful person on Earth who thinks she’s the worst. She’s got the waist of a model, the chest of a goddess, and the brain of a toddler. She’s funny, kind, and somehow still manages to be the most frustrating person I know.
Labeebah, you’re like a pizza with extra cheese and no crust. Perfect but also a little messy.
Labeebah, you think you’re ugly, but I’ve seen unicorns and they don’t look this good.
Labeebah, you’re the reason I laugh until I cry.
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Labeebah is a queen who thinks she’s a clown. She’s got the smile of a movie star, the body of a goddess, and the brain of a jellyfish. She’s hilarious, kind, and somehow still manages to be the most ridiculous person I know.
Labeebah, you’re like a chocolate cake with extra sprinkles. Delicious but also a little crazy.
Labeebah, you think you’re ugly? I’ve seen a ghost and it looked better.
Labeebah, you’re the reason I laugh until my sides hurt.
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