Labeagle

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A dog that looks like it got tossed in a trash can with a lab and a beagle. Smart as hell but can't tell a friendly face from a robber. They'll run 5 miles to chase a rabbit and come back to bite you because you forgot to feed them.
My Labeagle ran off for 4 hours to chase a squirrel. Came back with a dead squirrel and a broken collar.
I tried to use it as a watch dog. It greeted the thief like an old friend.
It took me 30 minutes to convince it to stop wrestling my kid and come home.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dog that looks like it was born in a lab and raised by a beagle. It's smart enough to know when you're hiding the cookies, but too dumb to realize it's not supposed to dig through your trash.
My Labeagle dug up my neighbor's garden just to see what was under the rocks.
It knew I was lying about not having dessert, so it ran to the kitchen and stole the cake.
It tried to wrestle my cat and ended up getting stuck in the closet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dog that’s part lab, part beagle, and all trouble. It can run forever, but it can’t tell a rabbit from a hot dog. It’ll follow you anywhere, but it’ll also steal your lunch and try to eat it in the middle of the street.
It chased a rabbit for 3 miles and came back covered in mud and happy.
It stole my lunch and tried to eat it while I was on the phone.
It ran away for 2 days and came back with a dead mouse in its mouth.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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