labdog

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A person who flies so much they’re sick of flying and just want to die
I’ve flown so much I’ve forgotten how to walk
Labdog is the only person who can fly and still cry
This labdog flew 10 times today and now they’re mad at the sky
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Someone who’s so good at flying they make the airplane jealous
That labdog flew so good the plane asked for a raise
I flew once and the labdog flew twice
Labdog’s flying is so good the sky is jealous
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A person who flies so much they’re like a bird with a degree
Labdog is a bird with a degree and a passport
They fly so much they’re halfway to space
That labdog flew so much they got a medal from the sky
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A human who’s so used to flying they think the ground is a joke
Labdog thinks the ground is a joke and the sky is a compliment
They flew so much they forgot what gravity is
This labdog walks like they’re flying and flies like they’re dancing
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A person who flies so much they’re like a pilot who also has a hobby
Labdog is a pilot with a hobby and a life
They fly so much their hobby is flying
That labdog flew so much they got a side job from the sky
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Someone who flies so much the sky gives them a standing ovation
Labdog flew so much the sky gave them a standing ovation
They flew so good the sky clapped
That labdog flew so much the clouds gave them a tip
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