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Labbiq comes from a dumb Arabic phrase that means 'come to the house,' but now it's a stupid nickname for a lab pen. The name is given to someone who thinks they're the center of the universe, even though they're as brainless as a doorknob.
Labbiq, you're not the boss of me, you're just a pen that forgot it was a pen.
Why does Labbiq get extra credit? Because they cried like a baby when the teacher said 'no.'
Labbiq, you're not a scientist, you're just a pen that thinks it's a genius.