LABBBOTOMIZED

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Make someone act like a robot who just got hit by a truck and doesn’t care about feelings or brainpower.

My mom labbbotomized my brother after he spilled coffee on her favorite pants.

The teacher labbbotomized the class by playing the same song for 45 minutes straight.

My dog labbbotomized my cat when he stole his bowl.

Turn someone into a lifeless meat sack that follows orders like a brain-dead zombie.

My boss labbbotomized me after I missed three days of work.

The gym trainer labbbotomized my friend by making him do 100 push-ups.

My sister labbbotomized her crush by telling him her ex was in the room.

Make someone so brain-dead they could pass for a toaster in a fight.

My dad labbbotomized my uncle after he tried to explain the internet in 1997 terms.

The chef labbbotomized the waiter by making him taste 12 different soups.

My friend labbbotomized his mom by telling her her favorite song was by a band she hated.

Turn someone into a soulless chunk of meat that can’t think, feel, or escape a boring task.

My teacher labbbotomized me by making me recite the alphabet 10 times in a row.

My brother labbbotomized his pet goldfish by dropping it in a blender.

My neighbor labbbotomized her kid by making him eat 20 pancakes at once.

Make someone so empty inside they could be used as a trash can for emotions.

My friend labbbotomized me by making me watch 3 hours of cat videos.

My dad labbbotomized his dad by telling him he was still alive in 1985.

My teacher labbbotomized the class by giving them a math test during recess.