Labasium

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A guy only uses his lips to get off without touching anything else. Like he’s too lazy to even bother with the real stuff.
He tried to make it look like a full-blown sex session but just sucked the outside and called it a day.
She was annoyed because he didn’t even go all the way.
He said it was a ‘labia-only masterpiece’ and left.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a man skips the main event and just chews on the side stuff to get off. It’s like he’s eating a snack instead of a full meal.
He said it was ‘too much work’ to do the whole thing.
She asked if he was even trying and he said ‘I’m just tasting the menu.’
He called it ‘the fast food version of sex’ and left.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man’s way of cheating on the main event by only using the outside parts. It’s like he’s avoiding the real work.
He said he was saving the main course for later.
She said he was ‘just nibbling’ and not even eating.
He called it a ‘labia-only affair’ and left before it got serious.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy gets off by only using the outside part. He’s too cheap to do the full thing.
He said it was ‘too expensive’ to do the whole thing.
She said he was ‘just skimming the surface’.
He called it a ‘labia-only deal’ and left before the bill came.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a guy only uses the outside parts to get off. He’s too tired to do the whole thing.
He said he was ‘too worn out’ to go all the way.
She said he was ‘just licking the edge’.
He called it a ‘labia-only finish’ and left before the end.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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