Labarn

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A human who has charm and trouble in their pocket like it’s free candy. They make you laugh until you pee your pants.
My Labarn just texted me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is my life.'
He walked into the classroom and the teacher asked, 'Who is this?' I said, 'That’s my Labarn. He’s here to cause chaos.'
He told my mom he was going to 'mess up her day' and then drew a mustache on her face with permanent marker.
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Someone who acts like they're the king of trouble but also the king of being cute. They make you want to hit them and hug them at the same time.
My Labarn got suspended for throwing a banana at the principal. He said, 'It was a strategic move.'
He texted me a picture of a pizza and said, 'This is what your life would be like if you weren’t my Labarn.'
He told my dog he was 'the most important person in the world' and then fed him a whole sandwich.
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A person who walks into rooms like they own the place and then makes everyone confused. They’re like a mix of a clown and a magician.
He showed up at my birthday party wearing a cape and said, 'I’m here to steal your joy.'
He told my teacher he was 'redefining the meaning of homework' and then handed her a napkin with a drawing of a dancing cat.
He walked into the kitchen and said, 'I’m here to make breakfast, but also to ruin your day.'
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