LaBare

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A sweaty meat palace in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale where men take off their clothes and laugh at your bad choices.

Bro I went to LaBare last night and my pants are still sticky

My cousin got a tattoo at LaBare and now he’s stuck with a flamingo on his butt

I paid ten bucks to see a guy dance and he peed on the stage

A place where men take off their clothes and try to make you feel special, even if you’re not.

I went to LaBare and the guy next to me yelled at my sister

My friend tried to flirt with a dancer and got a slap

I ate a burger there and it was more expensive than my rent

A man who loves getting a bunch of penises in his butt and then poops them out like they’re just another snack.

My uncle went to LaBare and came out screaming about 20 penises

He said he ate 3 penises and then threw up

He pooped out a man and it was terrifying

A fancy French word that means ‘leave there’ but in real life it’s just a stupid lie that makes people mad.

My teacher said LaBare was a lie and I got a D

My mom called me a liar and I got grounded

I told my dad LaBare was real and he said I was lying