LaBarbera's Law

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The more of a sanctimonious, self-righteous, faggot-hating fake-Christian someone is, the more likely they are to scream about gay people doing gross, smelly, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to prove they’ve never had a real gay person in their life.
'Gay men are just gross, butt-slobbering animals who love to eat each other!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a leather harness.
A woman who claims to be a ‘Christian’ says, ‘They’re just all about anal sex and being perverted!’
A guy who thinks he’s a holy man says, ‘They’re all just butt-fuckers who love to be licked by other butt-fuckers!’
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If someone thinks they’re a real Christian and hates everything gay, they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, grossest, slimiest things just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to get everyone to hate them too.
'They’re all about eating each other’s butts and licking their own!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a leather mask.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ yells, ‘They’re just perverts who love to be smothered by other perverts!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just gross, butt-slobbering faggots who love to be licked by other butt-slobbering faggots!’
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The more of a sanctimonious, butt-hating, fake-Christian someone is, the more they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, slimiest, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to convince everyone they’re the only real Christian left.
'They’re all just about eating each other’s butts and being licked by other butts!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a corset.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ says, ‘They’re just butt-slobbering perverts who love to be smothered by other butt-slobbering perverts!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just butt-eaters who love to be eaten by other butt-eaters!’
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If someone thinks they’re a real Christian and hates everything gay, they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, slimiest, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to get everyone to hate them too.
'They’re all about eating each other’s butts and being smothered by other butts!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a leather mask.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ yells, ‘They’re just butt-slobbering faggots who love to be smothered by other butt-slobbering faggots!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just butt-eaters who love to be eaten by other butt-eaters!’
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The more of a sanctimonious, butt-hating, fake-Christian someone is, the more they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, slimiest, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to prove they’re the only real Christian left.
'They’re all just about eating each other’s butts and being licked by other butts!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a corset.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ says, ‘They’re just butt-slobbering perverts who love to be smothered by other butt-slobbering perverts!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just butt-eaters who love to be eaten by other butt-eaters!’
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